In case you missed it, just a few weeks ago, José Canseco shot his own finger off. Surgeons were able to reattach it, but his troubles were far from over.

Turns out, José’s suspicions were well founded:

And now, he’s looking to cash in on his his loss:

But wait — there’s more!

That’s a pretty good deal. So … any takers?

Good plan.

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