Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

Salon’s still grumpy about Wendy Davis’ humiliating loss against Greg Abbott:

And there’s only one thing to do in a case like this: Bask. Bask like you’ve never basked before.

Let this guy show you how it’s done:

That’s beautiful. Just beautiful.

Tears of happiness, of course!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.