The science is settled: 'Bill Clinton is going to live forever,' and here's why

STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/qQvI1jQO6y

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) October 28, 2014

I'm gonna die. "@DRUDGE_REPORT: STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/ssHgaTuKMW”

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) October 28, 2014

I'm doomed. RT. @DRUDGE_REPORT STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/1f8nFv1lYC

— RepublicanDore (@RepublicanDore) October 28, 2014

YES only 21 to go RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/XiqZWDOvWY”

— Lord of the Cats (@Cartright_) October 28, 2014

Guess I'm screwed then. Figuratively. RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/s42zaeIP80

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) October 28, 2014

@DRUDGE_REPORT Bill Clinton is going to live forever.

— james wigderson (@jwigderson) October 28, 2014

@jwigderson Drudge will be happy. @DRUDGE_REPORT

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) October 28, 2014