https://twitter.com/TheAmishDude/status/525051802786332672
Lena Dunham’s wrapped up her grand book tour, but not without leaving the public with a strong hankering for Purell:
Lena Dunham: "I used to think all I had to do was vote for Obama, & go back to eating Cheetos and masturbating…" http://t.co/2FOlU1N3PQ
— Salon (@Salon) October 22, 2014
More from Salon:
The tour partnered with Planned Parenthood, and the event goodie-bag included condoms, female condoms, lube and information on sexual health. ”They’ve been with me at every stop and we haven’t had any protesters, which means either times are changing or the tour wasn’t well publicized,” Dunham joked.
Dunham also encouraged attendees to vote in the midterm elections — vote to help all the women living below the poverty line. ”We want change, we are change, so we have to vote,” she urged.
“As a New Yorker, I used to think all I had to do was vote for Obama, and go back to eating Cheetos and masturbating,” Dunham told the crowd of around 200, according to Flavorwire.
Well, somebody’s digging the TMI:
@Salon oh how we love dame @lenadunham You should masturbate with us… http://t.co/ikm2v8UH1t #evalution
— Dame Products (@DameProducts) October 22, 2014
The rest of us? Not so much.
Uhhhhhhh….. https://t.co/Xig5mDiPTY
— A.J. Delgado (@AJDelgado13) October 22, 2014
https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/525051255581052928
What are “questions best left unanswered.” RT @BecketAdams: WAIT….WHAT DID LENA DUNHAM DO TO A BAG OF CHEETOS????
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 22, 2014
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@davidharsanyi Why do I always feel the need to wash my hands after reading a a Lena Dunham quote….. #rhetorical @Salon
— (((WENDY))) (@TXCupCake) October 22, 2014
.@Salon I just threw up in my mouth! pic.twitter.com/SCYziiEeVw
— Covey Wan Kenobi (@MattinBoise) October 22, 2014
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@Salon @GOPMommy haven't even seen it no I can unthink this mental image. Ruined my whole morning
— ThisIsMyBoomstick! (@PaladinofKorea) October 22, 2014
https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/525054380987252736
Join the club.
https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/525051942473846785
Well, yeah, maybe … but did she really have to come out and say it?
https://twitter.com/anthonylfisher/status/525051894851731456
@anthonylfisher Well, it still involves Cheetos and masturbating.
— Franklin Harris (@FranklinH3000) October 22, 2014
If anyone needs us, we’ll be chugging brain bleach.
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