Iowahawk asks 'serious question' about Joe Biden, makes pretty good point

Posted at 4:56 pm on October 6, 2014 by Sarah D.

Here’s a head-scratcher for ya:

Serious question: if it weren't for the existence of Washington DC, what the hell would Joe Biden do for a living?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 6, 2014

Ooo … great question! Survey says:

@iowahawkblog Used car salesman. This was easy.
— Chris (@belleisleasylum) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog Car salesman
— LaurieAnn (@mooshakins) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog Sell cars, of course.
— Stephen Hollingshead (@PolicyDr) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog product safety testing at Nerf?
— Blue Shift Blog (@BlueShiftBlog) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog infomercial host.
— Seth Ashby (@SethAshby_) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog Professional glue taster
— JavelinaBomb (@javelinabomb) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog Dean of a major university?
— Robert Stein (@BobStein_FT) October 6, 2014

Carnival Weight Guesser. RT @iowahawkblog if it weren't for the existence of Washington DC, what the hell would Joe Biden do for a living?
— Hired Mind (@thehiredmind) October 6, 2014

@iowahawkblog Ted Baxter's understudy. @NatShupe
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) October 6, 2014

Hee! Excellent guesses, all. But according to Iowahawk, there’s only one career out there that’s perfect for Uncle Joe:

Correct answer: without DC, Joe Biden would be branch manager of a regional paper company office in Scranton PA.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 6, 2014

Well, clearly Biden missed his true calling, and somehow he’s now assistant leader (or is it assistant to the leader?) of the free world. But maybe that’s OK:

I'll say this in defense of Biden: he seems far, far too stupid to be corrupt.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 6, 2014

Thank goodness for that.

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