This afternoon’s special White House presser was meant to reassure us that our government’s got this whole Ebola thing under control. But based on what we’ve seen so far, that’s clearly not the case.

Since we can’t trust the government to come up with halfway-decent solutions, let’s open up the floor to the American public:

And then …

Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

Here are a few more promising suggestions:

Genius. See, now that’s how you stop Ebola in its tracks!

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‘We got this guys’: Wow, don’t you feel better after WH’s Ebola presser? [photos]