Cosmopolitan is “a bible for fun, fearless females” — if being fun and fearless means being obsessed with sex and your girly parts. For anyone who’s not yet clear on Cosmo’s special brand of feminism, @cosmofeminism is here to set the record straight:

Yay!

Heh.

Give it up for Cosmo, everybody. Girl power!

Hurts so good.

Bring it on!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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