Well, Sweet Meteor of Death would certainly be a breath of fresh air after the disaster that was Eric Holder, but we hear SMOD’s in pretty high demand these days.

So, in case he/she/it’s not available, here are some other good #HolderReplacementNominees:

And now for the really serious contenders:

Maybe once he gets out of jail.

Hee! Saul Goodman? We hear that guy’s fantastic.

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