Well, Sweet Meteor of Death would certainly be a breath of fresh air after the disaster that was Eric Holder, but we hear SMOD’s in pretty high demand these days.
So, in case he/she/it’s not available, here are some other good #HolderReplacementNominees:
Jesse Jackson #HolderReplacementNominees
— Jodi Don’t you Shush Me (@APLMom) September 25, 2014
Sharpton. #HolderReplacementNominees
— Leslie ن (@LADowd) September 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/_HankRearden/status/515162772745633793
#HolderReplacementNominees Lois Lerner. She already has the whole "plead the fifth" and the smug attitude down pat!
— Chel (@therealchelholt) September 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/515157093637439488
Ronan Farrow #HolderReplacementNominees
— Leslie ن (@LADowd) September 25, 2014
And now for the really serious contenders:
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/515154420909477890
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/515154747389931521
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/515155125405757440
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/515155694870609920
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/515154896036061184
@trogdor8768 It's a shoe-in. #HolderReplacementNominees cc: @GayPatriot pic.twitter.com/KYnjImemRe
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) September 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheyJustRazedIt/status/515158644170948608
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/515157451557990401
https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/515155895794532352
https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/515156068453089280
#HolderReplacementNominees at least HAL9000 would go after everybody… pic.twitter.com/ed1ev3kTBg
— anxiouscoder (@anxiouscoder) September 25, 2014
#HolderReplacementNominees Is this too dated/obscure? pic.twitter.com/tm8TMv64JN
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) September 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/5ugarcane/status/515170295401836545
Maybe once he gets out of jail.
McGruff the Crime Dog #HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/GoER8VM5NF
— Nicholas Pearce (@WarDamnGunners) September 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/sgtj0n/status/515157111932981248
#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/DM0OHbCsAt
— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) September 25, 2014
#HolderReplacementNominees pic.twitter.com/MO9CQakCMT
— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) September 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/Peetweefish/status/515156089629724673
https://twitter.com/Peetweefish/status/515156289098219520
https://twitter.com/heavyhokie/status/515158095660871680
Hee! Saul Goodman? We hear that guy’s fantastic.
***
Related:
Whoa: ‘Department of Scandal’ getting a vacancy? Eric Holder reportedly resigning
So, why’s Eric Holder resigning now? Here’s one promising theory
GROAN! Sally Kohn’s reason Eric Holder won’t be moving to Salem, Mass. is hack-tastic
Join the conversation as a VIP Member