If you thought rebranding “climate change” as “climate disruption” was ridiculous, you’ll enjoy this offering from Bloomberg View editorial writer Christopher Flavelle:

Bless his heart:

Today’s United Nations climate summit is a reminder that rich countries still aren’t ready to make deep cuts to their carbon emissions or make significant payments to help poor countries cope with the consequences of those emissions. Which raises the question: For countries that want to be good global citizens, is there a third option?

How about giving the people displaced by climate change somewhere else to live?

If anyone needs us. we’ll be over here. Clutching our aching sides.