Didn’t think President Obama could out-B.S. himself today? Boy, were you wrong.

After sharing that the “nightly news” makes it feel “like the world is falling apart” and that “social media” has alerted us to the fact that the world is “messy,” he gave us this:

No, really:

Could’ve fooled us!

Does he even listen to himself anymore? Did he ever?

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