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Gov. Rick Perry indicted by grand jury on charges of abuse of power; Conservatives snark

Vox correspondent: Will they let Rick Perry wear hipster glasses in prison?

Rep. Joaquin Castro calls for Gov. Rick Perry’s resignation ‘for the sake of Texas’

Liberal journalist Timothy Noah says Rick Perry indictment ‘looks pretty thin’

Former Anthony Weiner intern: Most people think the charges against Rick Perry are BS

Bobby Jindal, Ted Cruz tweet their support for Rick Perry

Even David Axelrod thinks Rick Perry indictment is ‘pretty sketchy’

‘I intend to win’: Gov. Rick Perry decries ‘partisan political theatrics’ in statement on indictment

‘Grow up’: Texas Democrat Party asks Rick Perry, ‘When do you turn yourself in?’

Liberal writer Jonathan Chait: Indictment of Rick Perry isn’t just weak, ‘it’s outrageously unfair’

Mia Farrow: Rick Perry indictment ‘doesn’t identify a law he violated. Looks like politics not felony.’ Update: Tweet deleted

Thugs! Actor James Woods has had it; Doesn’t mince words on Rick Perry indictment

‘Most sincere prayers’: Dr. Ben Carson offers support to Rick Perry

Full Twitchy coverage of Rick Perry