But clothes are so confining! This happened yesterday:

Didn’t think he could top that? You were wrong:

It’s just like “Flashdance”! Or …

Drink it in.



‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans

#Geraldoselfie: Fox News senior citizen’s sideways topless selfie sparks #Geraldoing

Bam-tastic! #Geraldoselfie is the new Rickrolling: @BarackObama, Piers Morgan fall victim?

‘Best thing on Twitter’: Anthony Bourdain, The Iron Sheik punish Geraldo for shudder-inducing selfie

Snort! Greg Gutfeld mourns the real victim of Geraldo Rivera’s towel-clad selfie

End times: Geraldo’s horrifying selfie inspires new Mass? Jackée Harry offers one-word advice

Pic of the day! Eric Bolling, Dana Perino tag team zing Geraldo’s selfie

‘Not again!’ Geraldo Rivera tweet-threatens another semi-naked selfie?

Leave Geraldo alone! How dare you flash nearly-naked selfie he publicly posted?

More Fox News #Geraldoing? James Rosen and Mike Tobin make hilarious semi-nude selfie promises

‘I was harmlessly showing off’: He-man Geraldo defends semi-nude selfie

Geraldo says topless selfie cost him place on university’s JFK panel

‘Why God? Why????’ Geraldo subjects Twitter to another topless selfie [pic]

‘Stop taking pictures of yourself’: Geraldo tweets ‘I should be in Gaza’ along with shirtless selfie [photo]

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