Heh. It’s like those dastardly sharks knew that NYC was an almost-defenseless smorgasbord.
In case you didn’t catch last night’s premiere of “Sharknado 2: The Second One” (if that’s the case, you really missed out), our heroes in Manhattan wanted to be fully equipped to deal with the vicious sharks falling from the sky. Their shark-slaying weapons of choice: firearms. But as the sage cabbie informed them:
There are no gun shops in NYC. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Tricia Dye (@TriciaDye) July 31, 2014
This posed a big problem:
Gun control in NYC has left these poor bastards defenseless! #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— David Brody (@David_Brody) July 31, 2014
Not really sure what a gun does against falling sharks. Probably shouldn't question the science #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Kevin Delaney (@KDDelaney) July 31, 2014
Not that we look to “Sharknado” for gun policy, but hey, a gun can’t hurt.
There’s an important lesson to be learned here: The next time an over-the-top plot rains down from the sky, New Yorkers needs to be ready.
— Clay Johanson (@clayjohanson) July 31, 2014
Love it that #Sharknado2TheSecondOne has an anti-gun control line. Take that Bloomberg.
— WannabeAnglican (@WannabeAnglican) July 31, 2014
Plus the tough gun control laws don't come in handy either during a #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— Jason J. Lah (@JasonLah) July 31, 2014
— Diann Seigle (@ADR_Rocks) July 31, 2014
#Sharknado2TheSecondOne that is why gun control is a bad thing come on New York
— tim grudzinski (@grudzilla41) July 31, 2014
See? That's all he needed. A goddam gun. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) July 31, 2014