Heh. It’s like those dastardly sharks knew that NYC was an almost-defenseless smorgasbord.

In case you didn’t catch last night’s premiere of “Sharknado 2: The Second One” (if that’s the case, you really missed out), our heroes in Manhattan wanted to be fully equipped to deal with the vicious sharks falling from the sky. Their shark-slaying weapons of choice: firearms. But as the sage cabbie informed them:

This posed a big problem:

Oh no!

Not that we look to “Sharknado” for gun policy, but hey, a gun can’t hurt.

There’s an important lesson to be learned here: The next time an over-the-top plot rains down from the sky, New Yorkers needs to be ready.

Damn straight.