The 19-year-old reality star and wannabe-singer is in our nation’s capital today, where she’s distributing veggie wieners in the name of animal rights:

BuzzFeed’s Benny Johnson is all over it:

We’ll take her word for it.

Well, they can’t be that nervous … check out the line:

Stodden also revealed one of her fantasies:

She’s got her work cut out for her:


More wisdom:


Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets and text.