The 19-year-old reality star and wannabe-singer is in our nation’s capital today, where she’s distributing veggie wieners in the name of animal rights:
BuzzFeed’s Benny Johnson is all over it:
We’ll take her word for it.
Well, they can’t be that nervous … check out the line:
Stodden also revealed one of her fantasies:
She’s got her work cut out for her:
Heh.
More wisdom:
Solid.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets and text.
