Leonardo DiCaprio is more than just a pretty face, America. He also cares about the environment.

DiCaprio participated in the State Department’s “Our Ocean” conference today, where he helped us to really put things into perspective:


Oops. Wrong perspective. This is what we meant to point out:

Whoa. That’s, like, so deep.

Hey, you mock, but Leo knows what he’s talking about:

Serious, you guys!

Hey, how many of you haters can honestly say that you’ve sunk into the ocean and into John Kerry’s lovin’ arms? That’s right, none of you! But Leo can:

Awww … Eskimo kisses!

What a special moment.

Never, ever!



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