As Twitchy reported, New York Times op-ed columnist Maureen Dowd recently shared her experience with a pot candy bar. Readers reveled in imagining Dowd getting spectacularly blazed, but as it turned out, there was something even better brewing in the mind of tweeter Sarah Jeong.
Jeong answered her own question:
Ha! Good point. Fortunately, Friedman proved to be a suitable — and thoroughly entertaining — target.
Hypothetical hilarity ensued. Behold:
Annnnnnd … scene.
The reviews are in, and unsurprisingly, they’re glowing: