This morning, EPA administrator Gina McCarthy trumpeted a pantload of new regulations on power plants, designed to combat climate change and fight for “environmental justice,” whatever the hell that is:

“Critics claim.” Is that like “Republicans say”?


EPA to the rescue!

Higher bills? Who said anything about higher bills? Oh:

Well, according to McCarthy, it’s not going to hit any families any harder than, say, the price of milk:

Guess we’ve got nothing to worry about.

Don’t worry, McCarthy reassures us. We really will reap the benefits of this climate action. Eventually:

You know, we can’t help but think these promises of huge savings down the road sound awfully familiar … wonder why that is:

Let’s face it: We’re getting screwed again.


If the government insists on taking action, then here’s one action we could totally get behind: