It would also be a hell of a lot more believable.

During President Obama’s presser announcing VA Secretary Eric Shinseki’s resignation, he revealed something about himself:

Really? Could’ve fooled us!

Sorry, Mr. President. But we know what “taking responsibility” looks like for you:

He’ll be hitting the fairway in no time. After all, he didn’t build this mess. Somebody else made it happen:

Meanwhile, the least he could do is act like a leader for once and apologize to the men and women who have been so horribly wronged. But even that is expecting too much of him:

To Barack Obama, “always taking responsibility” means never really having to say you’re sorry.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.