Guess not.

As Twitchy reported, Geraldo somehow got it into his head that what tweeters want, what they really really want, is to see his chesticles. He thought wrong:

https://twitter.com/coffeequeen4lif/status/459752968288346112

Maybe laughter can dull the searing pain in our mind’s eye:

https://twitter.com/BryanKuffel/status/459745915431952384

Thank goodness for small favors.

That would definitely be more effective than a quiver of arrows.

True story. But if there is anyone out there who’s interested in seeing more from Geraldo:

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