As Twitchy reported, Geraldo somehow got it into his head that what tweeters want, what they really really want, is to see his chesticles. He thought wrong:
Maybe laughter can dull the searing pain in our mind’s eye:
Thank goodness for small favors.
That would definitely be more effective than a quiver of arrows.
True story. But if there is anyone out there who’s interested in seeing more from Geraldo: