It’s Earth Day, you guys!

Today is the day to remember President Obama’s commitment to a brighter future full of clean air and free of carbon footprints. Oh, wait:

Gasp! What will the Democrats think? They’re the ones who care about the planet, after all:

Puh-leeze. The only thing the Democrats want to avert is accountability. Their Earth Day motto is the same one they use every other day of the year: Do as I say, not as I do.