Gun-grabbin’, sugar-hatin’ former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg is pretty hot stuff — if he does say so himself. Not only is he planning to spend $50 million to kick around the NRA, but he thinks stunts like that have earned him a spot on the fast track to the Pearly Gates:

Fox News’ Brit Hume doesn’t seem convinced:

Nanniness is next to godliness? We don’t think so.

Parting food for thought: