Sucks to be her.
During her farewell speech this morning, Kathleen Sebelius got a timely visit from the Metaphor Fairy:
We couldn’t’ve written something that good.
If anything positive has come out of Sebelius’ disastrous tenure as HHS secretary, it’s this snort-worthy episode. Gold, Jerry. Gold!
Naturally, widespread speculation about the mysterious missing page ensued:
Hey, you never know! But one thing’s definitely for sure: