Sucks to be her.

During her farewell speech this morning, Kathleen Sebelius got a timely visit from the Metaphor Fairy:

We couldn’t’ve written something that good.

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/454638534784450560

If anything positive has come out of Sebelius’ disastrous tenure as HHS secretary, it’s this snort-worthy episode. Gold, Jerry. Gold!

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/454639554516230144

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/454638737209982976

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/454639331521855488

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/454640882235346944

Hee!

Naturally, widespread speculation about the mysterious missing page ensued:

Eww.

Hey, you never know! But one thing’s definitely for sure:

Bravo!

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