Now that Stephen Colbert’s been named as David Letterman’s “Late Show” successor, it looks like Mark Knoller won’t be starting a late-night career anytime soon. But you know what? He’s OK with that. In fact, it sounds like he actually came out ahead:

Snicker.

***

Related:

‘Running out of stupid pet tricks’: Mark Knoller lists top 10 reasons David Letterman is retiring

Twitchy coverage of Mark Knoller