Citizens, rejoice!

Yep, just hope on over.

There’s even a special discount! But you’d better act fast. There’s a deadline, you see:

And as we all know, deadlines are very important to the Obama administration.

Aww, don’t be such a downer. There’s quality merchandise here, folks. Like this:

Sweet! Any plans to start selling those in adult sizes?

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