Into the great wide open! Piers Morgan shares his upcoming schedule [pic]

Something tells us that won’t be an issue for ol’ Musket:

My CNN schedule for next week…. pic.twitter.com/LQD0tMtftJ

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 25, 2014

Bummer, man.

“@piersmorgan: My CNN schedule for next week…. pic.twitter.com/T7IWhjiw6M”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

— RAD5 DAD ?? (@richdurand77) March 25, 2014

LMAO—>@piersmorgan: My CNN schedule for next week…. pic.twitter.com/1WODegK9Qt

— Son of MAGGIE (@KevinObura) March 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/Ryzzo_Tim/status/448488317357924352

https://twitter.com/xinemd/status/448457202328559616

Oh, snap.

First time I've ever liked you. “@piersmorgan: My CNN schedule for next week…. pic.twitter.com/I0DM4Xtq9B”

— ?SúperStabbyLatina ? (@SuperAndrea) March 25, 2014

Indeed, Piers is far more pleasant when no one can hear him. We’d much rather he be alone with his thoughts than share them with us.

We hope Musket will make use of all this sudden free time to do some introspection. Here’s a poem to get him started:

@piersmorgan
Piers enjoy your schedule,
It really looks quite fun,
Relax happily in the knowledge,
That it's the best work you've done!

— HappyRhymingTroll (@RhymingTroll) March 25, 2014

Bravo!

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