Something tells us that won’t be an issue for ol’ Musket:

Bummer, man.

Oh, snap.

Indeed, Piers is far more pleasant when no one can hear him. We’d much rather he be alone with his thoughts than share them with us.

We hope Musket will make use of all this sudden free time to do some introspection. Here’s a poem to get him started:




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