Team Obama has been hard at work lately, what with its twerk-tastic “health care bracketology” site and other important stuff like this:

But with the Obamacare signup deadline approaching quickly, the White House could probably use some extra help. Perhaps something more like … this:


Not technically, no. But we wish it were. It’s sure as hell better than anything the Obama administration has come up with. As are these delightful offerings:

Not only are they more entertaining, but they’re more honest:

Run with that one, White House. We dare you.