Well, that’s the idea. But Piers Morgan has always preferred to march to the beat of his own drummer. So, when a tweeter asked him what he’d be giving up for Lent:

Here’s what he said:

In that case, he’ll have no trouble coasting right up until Easter.

You know, it’s pretty easy to give up work when you’ve been canned.


Maybe Morgan’s answer was in earnest, or maybe he was just trying to make light of his pathetic situation. Either way, he’s a media hack with a knack for jackassery, and, try as he may, he’ll never be able to give that up.



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