Earlier today, Secretary of State John Kerry warned Russia that intervening in Ukraine would be “a very grave mistake.” This afternoon, fellow clown Jay Carney doubled down on the paper tiger diplomacy:

So what does that mean, exactly?

What about this, Jay? Does this count?

EARTH TO JAY! Is there not even one person at the White House who’s paying attention to anything that’s going on?


Who the hell is in charge here? Oh:

So very dead.



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