‘Top Gear’ host Jeremy Clarkson definitely isn’t crying over spilt Piers Morgan

I'm feeling strangely contented this morning. I wonder if something wonderful has happened somewhere.

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 24, 2014

I understand that Nigerian TV is looking for a new chat show host. Anyone got any suggestions?

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 24, 2014

Hmm. Morgan has told us for years that his ratings are sky high. So obv he wasn't sacked for that reason. Why else could it be, I wonder?

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 24, 2014

I keep picturing the smile on @JeremyClarkson face today. I wonder if I'll ever know that level of happiness on a Monday.

— Daniel Bugg (@DanielBugg5) February 24, 2014