Seems like a good plan to us! Unfortunately, the president would rather “fix” the economy by raising the minimum hourly wage to $10.10 — and he wants you to want it, too:
Ladies and gentlemen, President Unicorn.
Now that, we believe.
He doesn’t have a clue.
And just yesterday, the CBO released a report predicting that a minimum wage hike would cost at least half a million Americans their jobs.
Oddly enough, the president doesn’t appear to have anything to say to those people. Or to these ones:
That’s him in a nutshell.
Unfortunately, yes. But if Obama can dream big, then so can we: