Seems like a good plan to us! Unfortunately, the president would rather “fix” the economy by raising the minimum hourly wage to $10.10 — and he wants you to want it, too:

Ladies and gentlemen, President Unicorn.

Now that, we believe.

He doesn’t have a clue.

And just yesterday, the CBO released a report predicting that a minimum wage hike would cost at least half a million Americans their jobs.

Oddly enough, the president doesn’t appear to have anything to say to those people. Or to these ones:

Oh, snap!

That’s him in a nutshell.

Unfortunately, yes. But if Obama can dream big, then so can we: