They can’t help themselves. They just. Can’t.

What did we ever do to deserve this?

No, but we “R” desperately searching for our barf buckets.

https://twitter.com/BigMuddy65/status/434045580696756224

Nope, no shame whatsoever. Otherwise, the White House might share more honest #ACAValentines like these:

https://twitter.com/LausDeo1791/status/434046573392044033

https://twitter.com/LausDeo1791/status/434046096973643776

Or this one:

Yep.

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