As Twitchy reported, the White House recently announced yet another delay in the Obamacare employer mandate. And during today’s joint presser with French President François Hollande, intellectual acrobat Obama did his best to explain the extra-constitutional move — with a little help from the Euphemism Fairy, natch:

Nothing to see here!

Oh! He’s just “smoothing,” you guys. Guess we have nothing to worry about.

Basically, Barack Obama has decided that, as president, he has the power to selectively enforce the law. And as good little subjects, we should just gobble up his sugar-coated B.S and like it.

Because President Obama totally isn’t the type of person to punish people who disagree with him. No sir.

You can read his ridiculous remarks for yourself here.

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