As Twitchy reported, slap-happy Democratic Rep. Jim Moran is retiring after years of abuse service — which means there’s gonna be a vacancy. And who better to fill it than NRO’s Jim Geraghty?
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/423453269911162880
Hells, yeah!
What could possibly go wrong? | “@daveweigel: Doesn't @jimgeraghty live in the Moran district? Geraghty for Congress: Now, More Than Ever.”
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) January 15, 2014
@seanhackbarth @daveweigel I like that slogan.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 15, 2014
There are some other winners, too:
He doesn't hit people as much. #GeraghtyCampaignSlogans @jimgeraghty
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) January 15, 2014
@LisaDeP @jimgeraghty I like "He's OK with Israel's existence." #GeraghtyCampaignSlogans
— Just Tom (@thomasa56) January 15, 2014
@ChampionCapua @daveweigel "It's morning in Yuppie Acres."
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 15, 2014
The more we think about it, the more we like it.
The central plank of my Congressional campaign platform will be a crackdown on hipsters in Starbucks sneering at parents with kids.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 15, 2014
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Sounds good to us!
@NathanWurtzel Ad voice over: "There's a bear in the woods… No, wait, a deer. No, wait, never mind, just a squirrel."
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 15, 2014
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/423460990596820992
Do it. And who knows? Those “fake ads” might turn into real ones.
@daveweigel I'd vote for @jimgeraghty, seriously.
— Justin McCarthy (@jmac82) January 15, 2014
So would we!
@daveweigel @jimgeraghty #ReadyForGeraghty
— 100 Proof (@ChampionCapua) January 15, 2014
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Update:
More of Geraghty’s platform revealed:
As your Congressman, I solemnly pledge that I won't do a darn thing for you. Do it yourself.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 15, 2014
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