As Twitchy reported, slap-happy Democratic Rep. Jim Moran is retiring after years of abuse service — which means there’s gonna be a vacancy. And who better to fill it than NRO’s Jim Geraghty?

Hells, yeah!

There are some other winners, too:

The more we think about it, the more we like it.

Sounds good to us!

Do it. And who knows? Those “fake ads” might turn into real ones.

So would we!



More of Geraghty’s platform revealed:



Twitchy coverage of Jim Geraghty

Twitchy coverage of Jim Moran