Chris Hayes knows how to give the people what they want. Which is why tonight, he’s giving us an opportunity to ignore another MSNBC show!

Because Lord knows MSNBC and the rest of the lapdog media haven’t devoted all their time and energy to “Bridgegate” since the story broke. No sir.

Sometimes, 24/7 just isn’t enough! Unless the scandals are somehow tied to the Obama administration. In that case, MSNBC ain’t got no time for dat.

Nah, fat chance. Those are just “phony scandals,” after all. And MSNBC needs to keep its priorities straight.

Oof. Don’t give them any ideas.

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