Let him be blunt: Is Snoop Dogg trying to steal John Kerry’s job?

Posted at 2:06 pm on December 27, 2013 by Sarah D.

Talk about America going to pot.

Did that fist-bump with John Kerry give Snoop a taste for government life?

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState
— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) December 27, 2013

Here’s what we’d have to look forward to:

"@SnoopDogg: #IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState" blunts all day
— Daniel M. Garcia (@DanGar909) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState everything would be dope ??
— Rihrih (@BelAmourRih) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState the world would be hotboxxed @SnoopDogg
— Gauʀav Paʀмaя™ (@IGSPI) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState He'll drop marijuana instead of bombs !
— Said Nemmar (@snemmar) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState hos would be respectable government employees
— Rosa (@BRo_Lion) December 27, 2013

@SnoopDogg the clouds above the state would jus be the smoke #IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState
— mInKu (@_minku_) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState we would all be sippin on gin and juice
— DJ Tim (@the_1_magician) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState World peace wouldn't be a problem but world hunger would.
— Gilly (@Gillyonaire) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState there would be christmas trees made of weed
— Pradas (@JavierPradas18) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState we would be smoked out everyday !!! #hellyea #stoop @SnoopDogg
— OD€¥$TOOP (@OdeyScott) December 27, 2013

“@SnoopDogg: #IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState” it would always be 4:20.
— Mario (@MrMarz_) December 27, 2013

"@SnoopDogg: #IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState everyone would be free to smoke that good good.
— Andreya J.S. (@andreya_jeri) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState I'd be smoking a fatass doobie… again.
— C-Los (@Too__tall_) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState tax rebates would be given out in ounces of weed
— Sam Hartopp (@samhartopp) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState we would all live happy listening to great music and getting baked ??
— Estefani✨ (@XO_Stefii21) December 27, 2013

@SnoopDogg #IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState tha weed wud b loud n stanky
— The Contract (@theschwanzman) December 27, 2013

#IfSnoopWasSecretaryOfState it'd be illegal not to smoke weed @SnoopDogg
— Camara Cappel (@KuCappel41) December 27, 2013

John Kerry, call your office.

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