The Obama White House, that’s who!

Because it just wouldn’t be a happy new year without a little self-pimpage.

Here’s a sampling of the White House’s picks:

Hope the White House has some good walking shoes, because that journey’s nowhere near over for them.

Could’ve fooled us!

Yeah … not so much.

If anyone needs us, we’ll be in a corner, doubled over in fits of giggles. The White House, naturally, will be patting itself on the back.

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Update:

Boy, they’re hard at work today at the White House:

Geez.