The Obama White House, that’s who!
Because it just wouldn’t be a happy new year without a little self-pimpage.
Here’s a sampling of the White House’s picks:
Hope the White House has some good walking shoes, because that journey’s nowhere near over for them.
Could’ve fooled us!
Yeah … not so much.
If anyone needs us, we’ll be in a corner, doubled over in fits of giggles. The White House, naturally, will be patting itself on the back.
Boy, they’re hard at work today at the White House: