Because yesterday’s snoozer of a speech wasn’t punishment enough, President Obama is droning on yet again today about the sorry state of our economy (which is totally not his fault, by the way).

Ugh.

While we sane people are busy trying not to vomit and/or punch things, Chris Hayes is swooning like a lovesick schoolgirl:

Dude. Dude.

Ew. Shudder.

True story.

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