Gotta love those Obama White House priorities!

While the festering pile of fail that is continues to suck — and will go on sucking long past the December 1 fix-it deadline — the White House has been hard at work on another website:

Welcome to “The Gobble,” America.

To Team Obama’s credit, this site actually works. Who knew they had it in ’em?

Oddly enough, though, citizens aren’t exactly breathing huge sighs of relief. For one thing, millions of people forced out of their health care plans are still screwed because doesn’t work:

And another thing? This site is effing creepy:

Tweeters can’t help but be reminded of another disturbing contest:

Remember all that talk about death panels? Yeah:

Happy Thanksgiving, kiddos.