The Obamacare “enrollment” numbers suck as predicted, but Rep. Keith Ellison doesn’t want you to think about that. Because Republicans are using Obamafail as a distraction from real issues like gun control and the minimum wage:

Bless his silly li’l heart!

Totes legit. Unlike, say, Obamacare itself:

He knew it — or he’s choosing to live in a fantasy world. Either way, he’s a lousy representative who’s long past his political expiration date.

Years and years of practice.

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