Hey, it’s only a matter of time.
The Colorado group responsible for the über-sophisticated ad campaign encouraging bros who like booze to sign up for Obamacare is out with a fresh batch of ads targeting the female empowerment crowd:
Surviving on ramen noodles and still able to afford health insurance. Sweet! #GotInsurance #ThanksObamacare http://t.co/NYaZqg0Mv2
— Thanks Obamacare (@ThanksObamacare) November 12, 2013
Their tree pose needs a little work. Think their backs might too. #GotInsurance #ThanksObamacare http://t.co/0BnvfsGtl9
— Thanks Obamacare (@ThanksObamacare) November 12, 2013
Shotskis keep us happy. Flu shots keep us healthy. #GotInsurance #ThanksObamacare http://t.co/0qzPNXhKXL
— Thanks Obamacare (@ThanksObamacare) November 12, 2013
Need a little stress relief? These two aren't sweatin' it. They #GotInsurance. #ThanksObamacare http://t.co/udRYPZUtcL
— Thanks Obamacare (@ThanksObamacare) November 12, 2013
Nothing better than friends with benefits. #GotInsurance #ThanksObamacare #fwb http://t.co/W3xNk5woMd
— Thanks Obamacare (@ThanksObamacare) November 12, 2013
If you roll w/the derby, 1st ?? is #gotinsurance? Because medical bills are too hard a smack down w/o it. #cohealth pic.twitter.com/2UlrHvnNoI
— CCHI (@COHealthAccess) November 12, 2013
The roller derby demographic is important, but it’s the Sandra Fluke contingent that will really benefit from Obamacare:
https://twitter.com/ThanksObamacare/status/400088804431646720
Sweet! Obamacare means consequence-free sex with hot celebrity beefcake!
https://twitter.com/ThanksObamacare/status/400298605497417728
Happy National Birth Control Day! | Hope he's as easy to get as this birth control! #GotInsurance #ThanksObamacare http://t.co/aeE6DXJWeq
— Thanks Obamacare (@ThanksObamacare) November 12, 2013
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Susie likes her men like she likes her birth control: Free and easy.
https://twitter.com/thegoldfarb/status/400319853963116544
Where do we even begin with this? Why don’t we start with the grammar?
https://twitter.com/FilmLadd/status/400324901183057920
@sarahkliff is it sad that what bothers me most about that ad is the incorrect punctuation?
— Sarah Parnass (@WordsOfSarah) November 12, 2013
Great news: the government thinks this is proper grammar for college students –> http://t.co/ClL9oYGtxR
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) November 12, 2013
Perhaps this would be a good time to plug school choice, which is good for grammar.
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/400327528726138880
Ugh. Is this real life?
how can this be real? RT @sarahkliff From creators of the Brosurance ad comes this new Obamacare ad for the ladies. pic.twitter.com/8ea4I1gvWH
— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) November 12, 2013
This can't be real… #decline pic.twitter.com/kiSjBwYldT
— Will Upton (@wupton) November 12, 2013
Seriously? RT @sarahkliff From the creators of the Brosurance ad comes this new Obamacare ad for the ladies. pic.twitter.com/6JrpZFrsRe
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) November 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/400319442137014272
Clearly not.
#rsrh I'd like to ask left-feminists a serious question: how much of your souls died inside upon seeing this? pic.twitter.com/5AmTACbGzk
— Moe Lane (@Ogiel23) (@moelane) November 12, 2013
Ain’t feminism grand?
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/400324423338954752
FloozyCare! pic.twitter.com/ObeUKvU9Lt
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/MichaelRWarren/status/400319756995014656
Guys and dolls should be diggin’ these ads!
Thanks #obamacare, for using an ad campaign to transform me from a successful, independent woman into a feral, sex-crazed shill
— Amy Miller (@ThatAmyMiller) November 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/400334784742035457
Does the Government Patriarchy see women as anything more than our lady parts? You tell me. #WarOnWomen pic.twitter.com/Dw1VLEIF0f
— Corie Whalen (@CorieWhalen) November 12, 2013
I don't know who is behind those Obamacare Colorado ads, but I have to believe no serious woman OK'd them. What. The. Hell.
— Corie Whalen (@CorieWhalen) November 12, 2013
Aw, don’t be such buzzkills, ladies! If you’re a woman and you don’t love those ads, clearly you’re just uptight or something.
"If only govt had made insurance more expensive so I could get "free" birth control before, I'd have slept w/ all the bros!" – no woman ever
— Corie Whalen (@CorieWhalen) November 12, 2013
The good news for men in Colorado is that Viagra is also covered in case you meet one of these slutty women. #gotinsurance
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) November 12, 2013
I had no idea young women were only concerned with getting laid and having the government pick up the tab. Who knew? #GotInsurance
— RBe (@RBPundit) November 12, 2013
.@KatiePavlich New Slogan: "Obamacare: Helping douchy bros score with random hoes!" #caring
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 12, 2013
The "you're a whore" ad for Obamacare. Wow. pic.twitter.com/IFf8O7MgCO
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) November 12, 2013
Only fitting, considering that Team Obama has been pimping out young people since the beginning.
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/400325486326611968
You know, normally I'd look at the Colorado #obamacare ads and think "That's so stupid it MUST be secretly clever."
But… no, huh?
— Moe Lane (@Ogiel23) (@moelane) November 12, 2013
And the ads are misleading, to boot:
the Colorado #gotinsurance ad is a lie. That dude is totally easier to bed than signing up for Obamacare.
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) November 12, 2013
Heh. True story.
This is an actual Obamacare ad. Democrats have somehow turned sex into a government entitlement. pic.twitter.com/oECxllIuZC
— Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) November 12, 2013
And it only cost us $21 million:
Reminder: As a taxpayer, you helped provide Colorado with $21 million to market their exchange. http://t.co/2BJ5pvVU9s
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) November 12, 2013
Money well spent.
https://twitter.com/fuimfunny/status/400326984292925441
And on that note:
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/400326385140764672
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Update:
Those bros and hos who don’t got insurance might have to wait a little longer. DoYouGotInsurance.com is down at the moment:
The Got Insurance server is currently overloaded. Stand by, folks, we're working on it.
— ???? ???????? (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
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Update:
Great news, everybody!
http://t.co/tHUgpUvf03 is back online! Sorry for the inconvenience, traffic clobbered us. #gotinsurance #thanksobamacare #copolitics
— ???? ???????? (@alanfranklin) November 12, 2013
Totes. It’s super-popular, you guys:
https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/400366794424086528
Heh.
https://twitter.com/amish1979/status/400367886616641537
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