This afternoon, Jay Carney told reporters that President Obama had been briefed on the shooting situation at LAX:

Gee, that’s nice.

It must be, since we’re constantly hearing that Obama is the last to know about, well, everything.

Apparently the president is only good at keeping track of disasters that don’t have his fingerprints all over them.



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