President Obama’s in Brooklyn today, where he visited P-TECH high school:
"When I was living here, Brooklyn was cool, but not this cool." —President Obama at P-TECH High School
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 25, 2013
Obama brings coolness wherever he goes, including to math classrooms:
#Obama, Arne Duncan tour math classroom at a #Brooklyn high school pic.twitter.com/iOqERajXdt
— Josh Lederman (@joshledermanAP) October 25, 2013
Obama at P-Tech: "I just sat in on a lesson called 'Real-World Math,' which got me thinking: Is it too late to send Congress here?"
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 25, 2013
Yuk yuk yuk!
During classroom visit, Pres Obama spoke of math: "I liked math, but then it started to get harder. And so that can be frustrating."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 25, 2013
Yeah, we know he’s “pretty lost” when it comes to “math stuff.” That puts him in the market for a lesson:
P-Tech students who love number crunching give a lesson to President Obama. pic.twitter.com/fLd8LgOqhU
— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) October 25, 2013
Oy.
Hey @vj44, how the FUCK are you gonna talk about number crunching when you fucking losers have added $6T in debt in FIVE years?!
— H (@Tark31) October 25, 2013
Valerie was tickled by the photo, but she probably should’ve kept it to herself. See, it only serves to reinforce the fact that President Obama doesn’t understand how math works.
Seriously who in WH comms thought this would be a good picture to send out right now ? pic.twitter.com/vTnxasCMTh
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 25, 2013
It’s certainly not doing the Obama administration any favors, but it’s proving to be a gold mine for snarkage:
Maybe he should have hired THEM to build a website. I guarantee it would actually work and NOT cost $600+ million. @vj44
— None Of The Above (@BonkPolitics) October 25, 2013
@vj44 How about someone give him a lesson on how to run a country?
— AGal ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@GallSueJoe) October 25, 2013
Caption contest, anyone?
Always beta test. RT @vj44: P-Tech students who love number crunching give a lesson to President Obama. pic.twitter.com/vTnxasCMTh
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/sschubart/status/393833816084578304
See, President Obama? This is how a website is supposed to work. Unlike http://t.co/4YkqSEnifF. pic.twitter.com/KXO7je22hy
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 25, 2013
Is this the "A team" we've been hearing so much about? MT @vj44: P-Tech students who love number crunching… pic.twitter.com/wu8v2qGGiV
— Josh (@JHillVA) October 25, 2013
"Really? A website that works?" RT @vj44: P-Tech students who love number crunching give a lesson to President Obama. pic.twitter.com/LuWCMiDdYO
— Brittany (@bccover) October 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/shaketiller/status/393842416945356800
@vj44 "See Mr President, 2+2=4 not 3 like Mr. Holder told you.
— KurtL (@KXL_AZ) October 25, 2013
"Oh..oh damn that's a lot people that couldn't keep their doctor.. Damn" pic.twitter.com/vTnxasCMTh
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 25, 2013
@redsteeze – "No Mr. President, we could have made this in a month for $100 and case of Red Bull".
— 82Brew (@rodgers_jeff) October 25, 2013
@vj44 "No sir, 'escape' won't get you out of this." "No sir, selecting 'undo' or 'redo' won't rewrite the program.""'Backspace' won't work."
— TranscendimusPrime (@Transcendimus) October 25, 2013
"Wait. BRO-surance?? Really guys? REALLY?" https://t.co/e54JQfHXzu cc: @michellemalkin
— (((نMikey Ramoneن))) (@ThePantau) October 25, 2013
@michellemalkin @redsteeze @vj44 "I hope you kids are smart enough to figure how to pay off the debt I'm handing you."
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 25, 2013
.@vj44 So what number comes after a trillion?
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 25, 2013
So now you call this number… RT @vj44: P-Tech students who love number crunching give a lesson to President Obama. pic.twitter.com/wu8v2qGGiV
— Josh (@JHillVA) October 25, 2013
"OK Tech Surge. Fix this piece of junk website"@redsteeze @michellemalkin pic.twitter.com/5OrjKr7l5Z
— Chip (@cyamas) October 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/shaketiller/status/393835541390581760
"Wait, what do you mean the costs of premiums and deductibles have increased?" pic.twitter.com/smaom2zudH
— (((نMikey Ramoneن))) (@ThePantau) October 25, 2013
Obama tries to mind meld the Obamacare website. pic.twitter.com/AbiddH1ZFs”
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) October 25, 2013
Love that Jedi mind meld!
"No Mr. President, we can't delete from http://t.co/GLXN3dxOUm"@redsteeze @michellemalkin @TwitchyTeam pic.twitter.com/vjOK7rQaxX
— Chip (@cyamas) October 25, 2013
Ooo, nicely done!
@vj44 "…and that, Mr. President, is why you want your budget to balance." #tcot
— Razor (@hale_razor) October 25, 2013
Oh, hey, and speaking of balance:
In Brooklyn school, Obama watched kids build "a structure out of plastic straws" which then collapsed. "Oh no!" he shouted. (per pool)
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) October 25, 2013
Maybe he didn’t build that metaphor, but he definitely made it happen.