Break out the champagne, y’all! is a bona fide success:

Ooo! That totally means it’s “working just fine,” right? Because, just as “health insurance” is the same as “health care,” “page hits” is the same as “successful enrollment.”

Ridiculous. Also ridiculous? The idea that 20 million site hits is remarkable:

Not only is President Obama foolish to tie traffic numbers to enrollment success, but he’s dishonest. Prospective applicants are consistently met with timeouts and error pages:

But according to Obama, they’re already benefiting. We all are. We just don’t know it yet:

What a joke.



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