As Twitchy reported, Politico’s Roger Simon breathlessly whined about how the Million Vets March brought “racism out of the closet.” Guess he wasn’t quite finished being a colossal jackass just yet:

Good. Lord. The headline is moronic enough, but wait til you get to the article itself.

Wait … he didn’t really say that, did he?

Of course he did:

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This must be some of that “new tone” we’ve heard so much about.

He’s a “real journalist”!

We know we’ve played the “what if a conservative had said it?” game before, but seriously. Can you imagine?

But Simon’s got a free pass:

Because joking about conservatives dying is totes hilarious, you guys.

Yep. Hilarious.