Good golly in Bali:
— TIME.com (@TIME) October 7, 2013
Now that’s what we call shirty business. Even Vlad’s enchanted! And can you blame him? Kerry’s a vision — albeit a vision that not everyone can appreciate:
We're like 5 more John Kerry fuckups away from world peace. pic.twitter.com/Ydt8hZ8Mgw
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) October 7, 2013
@FT Oh no; that purple shirt on John Kerry…oh no…no…no…no…no…no…no
— Stanton Carlisle (@StantonCarlisle) October 7, 2013
— ctmommy (@ctmommy) October 7, 2013
Some tweeters actually think Kerry drew the short end of the diplomatic stick:
Kinda hard to fault Obama for skipping an occasion to wear these shirts pic.twitter.com/0v202ZAXyk
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 7, 2013
— Shawna Thomas (@ShawnaNBCNews) October 7, 2013
But whatevs. Let’s face it: John Kerry’s got it goin’ on.
I can't unsee John Kerry in that purple shirt.
— Neva Wrann (@pipandbaby) October 7, 2013
Why would you want to?
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 7, 2013
John Kerry is ready to mingle pic.twitter.com/1NvLM8qrjh
— Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) October 7, 2013
Prayers: answered. Hello ladies. pic.twitter.com/d48oC6wHWn
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 7, 2013
Ooo … he’s doin’ the White Man’s Overbite. Ladies love that.
While I laugh at John Kerry let's not pretend this never happened. pic.twitter.com/grhA9xEL5V
— Heather (@hboulware) October 7, 2013
OK, fair enough. But John glows a little more, dontcha think?
A few stray observations:
Regarding that pic of Kerry in the purple shirt: The Botox is wearing off.
— RBe (@RBPundit) October 7, 2013
Oh sure, John Kerry won't wear his Vietnam War medals, but he'll wear THIS. pic.twitter.com/v53uHH1peD
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 7, 2013
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 7, 2013
We didn’t think that was possible.
We’ll leave you with this sexy, sexy image:
Dorf on Foreign Policy pic.twitter.com/CftABM88ph
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) October 7, 2013
Proof that when it comes to coolness, size doesn’t matter.