Oh, the humanity! The government shutdown just claimed another group of victims:

Please! Won’t someone think of the elevator button pushers???

And what about the poor politicians who have to touch those dirty buttons themselves now?


Why are we only finding out about this now? This is information we could’ve used a while ago:

Just when we thought the government couldn’t be any more of a pathetic joke.



Yep. The government’s quite capable of pushing buttons on its own. It manages to push ours every single day.



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