Jerkwad Joe Mande isn’t the only lefty trying to turn Ted Cruz’s awesome 21-hour marathon into weak joke fodder:

Behold the tweets in all their glory:

Bra-vo, Congressman.

Stephen Colbert should hire him. That comedy team would be unstoppable!

Grow up, Congressman — and get out.



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