Piers Morgan has plenty to say about guns and the U.S. Constitution — all of it asinine. National Review’s gracious Charles C.W. Cooke, a fellow Brit, recently offered to debate him about it. He even said he’d bring the tea and biscuits!

But that was nearly two weeks ago, and Musket has yet to accept the invitation. Fortunately, Cooke is persistent:

Piers is scared of losing, of course. But he’d never admit that. He prefers to deflect:

Typical jackass response from a typical jackass. Cooke is much more polite than we would be:

We’re gonna go with the latter.

Time to come out of the henhouse, Piers. Put your money where your big mouth is.