Nice try, dude, but there’s not enough Magic in the world to turn Obamacare into a good thing:


Oh, and speaking of epic fails, Johnson also thought Obama totally nailed that speech last night:

Yeah … except not even remotely.

Parting words for Magic:


Post-racial America? Magic Johnson says black people will vote for Obama or stay home

‘Slam dunk’ consultant? As war with Syria looms, President Obama summons Magic Johnson to the West Wing

Mystery solved: Magic Johnson to help ‘smartest leader in the world’ create jobs