Is this what John Kerry meant by “unbelievably small”? Cheerio-sized?

Check out what our intellectual betters in the Obama administration are coming up with:

A second senior official, who has seen the most recent planning, offered this metaphor to describe such a strike: If Assad is eating Cheerios, we’re going to take away his spoon and give him a fork. Will that degrade his ability to eat Cheerios? Yes. Will it deter him? Maybe. But he’ll still be able to eat Cheerios.

Brilliant. Truly.

Smartest. Administration. EVAH.

Yep. Not to mention infinitely more mockable:

Obama and friends are on a roll.

Good question.

What does he have to say about this?

In conclusion:

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.